Wednesday, February 4, 2009

True Desperation


So this is what recession fashion looks like? This looks like a top that was taken directly from the "Joan Collins Collection from Dynasty" circa 1985, with extra added shoulder pads, and....BOXER SHORTS? If you're going to scrimp and save, you cannot simply AVOID THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE OUTFIT and try to pass off boxer shorts as an acceptable alternative. Nor should you be considering wearing a gigantic ode to 1980s fashion in public. This makes me hate Gwyneth all the more, even more than her modern-day Yoko Ono problem.

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